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alarm clocks — 1 year ago
I have a theory that alarm clocks cause heart attacks. Every time mine goes off and I’m asleep I get the sensation that I am just going to jump out of my skin!! I hate it. Maybe I need to get one that sings morning songs to me all nice and sweet so it doesn’t scare the crap out of me.
