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Matt, the Professor

is bored out of his damn mind

I'm doing 16 things

I've done 2 things

Matt, the Professor's Life List

1. stop procrastinating
1 entry 23,413 people
2. start exercising while maintaining weight
1 person
3. stop biting my nails
6,313 people
4. become more productive
21 people
5. fuck up everyone who has ever fucked with me
2 people
6. drink more water
16,268 people
7. Learn to cook
6,736 people
8. go to a concert
805 people
9. buy a mac
1 entry 386 people
10. Finish my website
845 people
11. Stop masturbating
1 entry 551 people
12. get better at chess
188 people
13. become human
4 people
14. fuck
1,221 people
15. write a book on my life
12 people
16. Finish what I start
3,448 people

Recent entries

stop masturbating

Boing... 3 months ago

DAMN IT! IT’S MY ONLY RELIEF FROM THIS ROCK IN MY PANTS! WHY AM I SO DAMN HARD? AS A MATTER OF FACT, I’M STROKING AS I TYPE!

buy a Mac

I'm so broke 4 months ago

Their so damn EXPENSIVE
But they are much better that Micro$uck Windoze.
I’m saving up but i need to get a job…

stop procrastinating

It's lookin' hopele... 4 months ago

I found that I need to start wi …