This is an oft mocked goal. I want the world to know how serious I am about this goal. I want that sort of romantic shock, and the stares of restaurant patrons. I want someone to actually be this angry with me, and not by any of my caressing attempts to diffuse the situation.
Alison Staudinger's Life List
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1. cook the perfect Soufflé
2 entries . 4 cheers13 people -
2. become a Fulbright scholar
1 entry . 7 cheers22 people -
3. take a bath entirely in champagne
5 cheers5 people -
4. make home-made root beer
1 entry . 8 cheers33 people -
5. Read Tacitus in Latin
1 entry . 11 cheers4 people -
6. be more assertive
1 cheer582 people -
7. eat at every restaurant on 1st and 2nd between Bell and Pike (in Seattle)
1 entry . 3 cheers25 people -
8. avoid passive voice
1 entry . 3 cheers8 people -
9. Discover secret coves of wholesome fun in Seattle.
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10. live in Chicago
1 cheer209 people -
11. hug dinosaurs
2 team members . 5 cheers22 people -
12. Read Modern Library's 100 Best Novels of the 20th Century
3 team members . 2 entries . 3 cheers519 people -
13. become comfortable volunteering at a nursing home
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
14. Live and work in the Czech Republic
1 entry . 3 cheers24 people -
15. watch Professor Taylor's 50 Favorite Films
1 entry . 1 cheer1 person -
16. Sew myself a skirt
2 cheers13 people -
17. master the art of polenta
5 cheers3 people -
18. Attend the Slow Food Movement's University of the Science of Gastronomy
1 cheer24 people -
19. Start a Roth IRA
3 cheers91 people -
20. pay off my student loans
2 cheers2,467 people -
21. write a short story collection
1 cheer18 people -
22. Get a tattoo
3 cheers17,957 people -
23. change all of my products over to items made by "lush"
6 people -
24. test every scent produced by BPAL
6 people -
25. Get a drink thrown in my face
1 entry . 1 cheer2 people -
26. throw a drink in someone's face like they do in old movies
4 cheers5 people -
27. create my own website
1 entry4,449 people -
28. Have a drawer full of matching underwear/bras
2 cheers27 people -
29. lose weight without being obsessed
75 people -
30. visit my grandparents
61 people -
31. stop feeling guilty
1 entry226 people -
32. do the splits
1 entry . 2 cheers1,744 people -
33. Watch every episode of Star Trek
1 entry474 people -
34. have better posture
1 entry6,837 people -
35. Get a PhD
1 cheer2,474 people -
36. survive my long distance relationship
1 cheer206 people -
37. publish
2 cheers87 people -
38. be a good teacher
1 cheer122 people -
39. pay off debt
1 cheer417 people -
40. learn german
3,977 people -
41. write my dissertation
50 people -
42. teach a class
125 people -
43. Become ABD
2 people
I used to be able to do the splits without a second thought. Now, thanks to a year old hip flexor injury, I can barely touch my toes. I pray that the rest of aging goes more smoothly, and that somehow I will magically be able to afford yoga classes again.
To be fair, I really found two of the perfect stouts. Rogue Brewery (shout out to Newport, Oregon!) makes some of my favorite beers in general. In a recent visit to the brewery, I was able to confirm that Rogue Imperial Stout and Rogue Shakesphere Stouts are generally unmatchable. Both have dense layers of malty, chocolaty and coffee flavor, with the smoothy creamy moutfeel that only a stout can bring. The imperial is more intense- hoppier and slightly more alcoholic, so the choice between them really comes down to mood and what you’ve got to do later in the day.
(PS Rogue Chocolate Stout is also damn good, but because of it’s niche quality doesn’t quite fall under the heading “perfect” but rather most hedonistic beer ever.)

