Name 43 things answered correctly by a Magic Eight Ball

Will I find a job soon?...

Answer comes in the positive form…

Yes

This is one near and dear to my heart…

I have asked the very important question…

Will I be home next week end….

The answer came back…

Outlook Good

_{perhaps with news of a Final}

And it was Will I have a Final Divorce next week?

Magic Eight Ball replies…

It is Certain

And it relates to another goal of mine…

But the question asked was will I have anything left after the divorce goes final?...

We will see…

Magic Eight Ball sez…

Outlook Good

_{cross your fingers and see!}

Today’s question is Should I choose a religion?

Magic Eight Ball pulls no punches…

The answer…?

Most likely

Well, Magic Eight Ball did say…

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The question asked was Have I been an a__hole?

Magic Eight Ball pulled no punches…

You may rely on it

_{Shaking my head in disgust}

a little strange to ask a Magic Eight Ball, but I had been singing (as I often do, tunelessly and off key, but with unbridled enthusiasm)...

The question was…

Will the sun come up tomorrow?

answer came…

It is certain

and you know what?

Magic Eight Ball was right!

Will I be able to renew my driver’s license online?

The Eight Ball answered quite accurately…

Without a Doubt

_{just allow 30 days for processing}

I asked a question of the Magic Eight Ball today…

Am I loved?

The Magic Eight Ball responded…

As I see it, YES

_{Phew.. Thank you Magic Eight Ball! Now I can rest easy!}

Magic eight ball when asked the question…

will I see my dog again?

answered:

IT IS CERTAIN

_{late but I am hopeful… we will see!}

Post Script…. YES!!!!