give someone a birthday card with an age number that is at least ten years out (Eg, they're 30, give them a card saying 40)

I give my brother inappropriate cards too. Usually they’re for a completely different holiday, but if it is a birthday card it’s either for A Special Grandpa or A Darling Niece. Sometimes I supplement the artwork. There was one Polish Christmas card with a snowy manger scene to which I added several dinosaur stickers. That turned out nicely. They actually seemed to be posed in adoration of the Christ Child. It was the kind of special touch that meant a lot, I think.

It’s sort of becoming a tradition for me to give my brothers cards intended for little kids. The last card I gave Brother #1 was when he turned 22; it was intended for a two year old and I wrote in an extra ‘2’ before every original ‘2’. The card then said something about how he had 22 hands, 22 feet, 22 eyes and 22 ears. What a freak!

Edit: A closer reading of this goal suggests I’m supposed to give them a card intended for someone older, but I think what I do is close enough :-)