work for the CIA

learn creepy stuff that will blow my mind
have an interesting job that actually does something productive, or be involved in some big cover up scandal

I would like to be a secret agent, and save the world from crime.

and leak everything i find out. muahahahahaha and laugh as they kill me after i saved the whole world from a one world government tyranny,

Just want to comment here about this… because if I or anyone else did work for the company why would we share? In fact the common line is to neither confirm or deny involvement right? Besides for those 5-10% eligible for clandestine services, the first time you witness water boarding the whole intelligence thing may lose it’s allure.

Either way, for those intent on this the best thing you can do to get in is to stop taking drugs right now, pay your bills and stay out of debt, hone your electronic skills (engineering, computer science are good) and learn some useful languages: Dari, Pashto, Farsi, Arabic, Hindustani are extremely useful….

Btw, have you heard this one? “How do you know that the CIA did not kill Kennedy?? He’s dead isn’t he?” :-)

Just joking. These folks are extremely dedicated types working in a thankless environment doing a difficult job at best. If the good stories got out we all would offer to buy them drinks and say an immediate prayer that they are out there.

I guess it’s because my Dad introduced my sister and I to Robert Ludlum, Frederick Forsythe, and all those espionage books. Ever since I read the Chancellor Manuscript and the Eye of the Needle in gradeschool, I’ve always wanted to work with an Intelligence Agency. Jason Bourne made my decision for me though – I want to work for the CIA! :)
Dream on…